Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
THERE IS PORN ON NETFLIX?????? WHERE????
today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.
how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.